My history professor asked who we wanted to have as the next pope and I chimed in Oprah and my prof just stands there laughing for a solid minute before he whispers
Poprah
#YOU’RE GETTING SAVED #YOU’RE GETTING SAVED! #EVERYBODY HERE IS GETTING SAVED!!!
IT GOT BETTER
#If you look under your chairs you will find a brand new key…TO SALVATION!!!!
wow it got better
sweet shit
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I never get it right
PLEASE HELP US!!!!!! REBLOG THIS!!!!
FINALLY SOMETHING ABOUT BRAZIL’S SITUATION ON MY DASHBOARD
WE’RE LIVING A REVOLUTION! WE’VE BEEN IN AN ALMOST CIVIL WAR STATE FOR TWO WEEKS! WHAT THE HELL, FOREIGNERS? TALK ABOUT US!
what the fuck is going on with brazil? why have I not heard of this?
The first I heard about this was a very short bit on BBC news this morning. Someone is not doing their job properly.
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Walt Disney Movie Collection 1937-2008 Single Link
all my favorite old movies! hopefully they’ll get 2009-2012 soon :’)
brings back memories :)
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my dick has a lot in common with the sun
nobody likes looking directly at it?
It gives people cancer?
woAh woah woah
You can’t see it at night?
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when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
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